veganpizzafuckyeah:

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I don’t even know where to start with this, but I need it. I miss fried eggs, for real—the way I could mop up the still-liquid part of the yolk with my toast and cover the whites with pepper. Sorry for grossing you out.

For the past six years I’ve been hurting for a fried egg substitute. I’m gonna give you more info as soon as I get it, but the world needs to know about this sooner rather than later. You should sign up and like that shit on Facebook and donate (at press time, they had only raised $2,080 of an $8,000 goal toward the Vegg’s patent) in order to convince the Vegg people to move it along now.

I will serve this shit up with the vegan waffles I made today and some freakin’ smoky tempeh strips, or perhaps make Veggs-in-a-frame and start a vegan brunch cafe and have the most friends ever. What do you think?

[Photo credit: Vegg’s Facebook page]

HOLY SHIT I think I just had a tiny orgasm! Rich people, please give these nice folks all your money so we can have vegan fried eggs for our breakfast pizzas! Glorious, glorious breakfast pizzas topped with fried veggs, hash browns, cheddar cheese, Smart Links, Canadian ham (the kind that didn’t have a mom, duh!), and fakin’ bacon’. (Like this, only AWESOME!) Stacked three high, cause that’s how breakfast-slash-brunch works!

P.S. Vegg, I don’t suppose you need a tester? CALL ME!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

1. aidan-eats reblogged this from vegansaurus and added:

   Holy shit. This looks

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   nanosecond. Legit.

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9. jimmymurphy reblogged this from veganskinnybitch and added:

   want. veganpizzafuckyeah:

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    Look at that…!

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20. some-thing-where-time reblogged this from veganfeast and added:

    oh my dear god the only thing i ever crave that’s not vegan has been veganized

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22. sauerkrautforever reblogged this from veganfeast and added:

    i also miss fried eggs!!!!!!! this is exciting news!!!!!!!

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24. pleasureinthepathless reblogged this from veganfeast and added:

    theres a vegan substitute for damn near everything

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30. blankt-maskineri reblogged this from 1-800-faggot-unicorn and added:

    I understand a little bit, because roosters are ANNOYING as FUCK. But just hens are really quiet. D

31. 1-800-faggot-unicorn reblogged this from blankt-maskineri and added:

    WHILE A SENSIBLE LAW, I fail to see how Chickens are that much worse than a hound dog.

32. blankt-maskineri reblogged this from 1-800-faggot-unicorn and added:

    I’ve raised chickens before, and they had long and happy lives. And we had delicious eggs

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34. 1-800-faggot-unicorn reblogged this from blankt-maskineri and added:

    OH I understand why there is no eggs coming from the store in a vegan diet, but raising a chicken really isn’t difficult...

35. blankt-maskineri reblogged this from 1-800-faggot-unicorn and added:

    It’s because usually egg farms are really kinda ridiculous and keep the chicken in like, boxes. it’s kinda awful...

36. 1-800-faggot-unicorn reblogged this from mystrich and added:

    The second seems like a much better alternative. I don’t see the harm in eating something that could never have life,...

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    I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

39. aliveagaintoday reblogged this from veganskinnybitch and added:

    make it happen yall

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41. mystrich reblogged this from ptessadactyl and added:

    Or you know, for like 1/100th of that price, you could go get your own chicken, take care of it well, and then eat real...

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    substitute. -loses...fried eggs are why i’m not a vegan. also cheese. but if you can find...

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    I don’t know how to feel about this…

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