February 2012
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sick diaries
been blowing my nose and watching 30 rock in bed the past 2 days and eating nothing but pasta fagioli and black beans/quinoa. also, juice and naps. v
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ace ventura on sinus infections
“it is the mucus that binds us”
cant sleep
feeling awful, nyquil-drowsy-nauseous, nathan wont shut the fuck up. shoot me in da face.
grandma fell again, broke her pelvis this time. i just blew green and red out of my nose and we almost nabbed that mouse but he got away. today is off to a great start…
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dammit nathan
EL DIABLO
would you say 4:38am is too late to take nyquil
because i’m congested it feels like i got punched in the nose and cant sleep
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1:40am, we’re listening to hardnoxxx.
true life
i’m so sick that i feel fucking stupid
hey dc
i’m considering spending a part of my spring break in dc, since i have the time off before life gets insane, i might as well use it. i’d be there from the 3rd or 4th - 7th. anyone available to hang out? i havent really explored dc much. what places are fun/what’s fun to do? i may or may not be alone for most of this. any tips are good!
Just remembered
In the new Coen brothers movie, try to spot zack and I nonchalantly (and anachronistically) eating ice cream in the background on 1950’s era 9th street
feel like a jerk but what else is new
cant believe i forgot to submit my mentor show slides fuck fucking fuck
"you can't count on anyone except yourself"
-carolyn burnham, “american beauty”
POST YOUR DONUT TOPPING IDEAS
i am somewhat braindead?
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it never fails to be more evident that i’m physically 21 but mentally 31.
big freedia and trapped under ice at bamboozle...
wut
New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
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rereading my paper due today that i wrote last night in a daze - and i couldnt possibly sound less eloquent. woof.
oliviasilarski replied to your post: 5th round of pasta fagioli at 315am
what do you mean “wake up for work?” sucker.
i thought i was gonna feel good enough to go! :( now its just me and my orange juice while i finish this paper
5th round of pasta fagioli at 315am
i regret nothing but will probably regret it at 845 when i wake up for work
so sick, groggy and tired that i am spelling everything wrong and not able to write a 5 page ppaper. i am so sick that i am fucking stupid right now. this is not ok. derp derp derp
“this gorgeous sunset is rockin my nuts off” - kenny powers
canwegetfree replied to your post: no one would buy this, but….
heard the joke before but i’d definitely buy it hahaha sounds killer
since i’m so late to the tui game i’m not surprised. dammit! whatever. i’m puttin it into action with all the other hardcore joke embroideries i think of
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no one would buy this, but....
canwegetfree replied to your post: came up with the best tui joke embroidery ever
lets hear it!
ok so i would stitch a fancy old timey/cutesy milkshake, and around it “YOU SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ME, I FELT YOUR TRUE CHILL, FUCKING ICE CREAM”
came up with the best tui joke embroidery ever
rest of the day
nap
make stockpot of pasta fagioli
hot tub time machine
buy kombucha/juice
throat comfort tea
write a 5pg paper i just this minute realized is due tomorrow at 3
nyquil takes over
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audrey hepburn
who fucking cares?
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